Is this the last post for the Trump(eter)?

As the news /fake news rolls out we all begin to wonder (or at least, I do) has the Trump(eter) blown his last note?

If the news that he has contracted Covid 19 and I wonder why anyone would sign a contract with a deadly disease – but I digress – is correct, is this evidence that Karma is a thing? Or simply evidence that pride comes before a fall?

Don’t get me wrong; I don’t wish this orange headed twat any ill, aside from perhaps severe anguish and disappointment when he loses the election, but it is hard to avoid the obvious conclusion that it serves him right.

However, what if this is all bollox? What if this “news” is a major conspiracy?

Perhaps you now think that I am joining the tin-foil hat brigade. But then again, maybe you have some reservations about this turn of events, too.

The way I see it, it is perfectly plausible that he has contracted the virus given his stupid posturing and reckless refusal to take proper precautions to (a) keep himself safe and (b) more importantly, to keep others safe. There is already a theory developing that he might be a ‘super spreader’ and may well have been responsible for a truck load of sycophantic contacts to have contracted the virus.

This Sunday (4 October) we are hearing conflicting stories from his doctor and one of his colleagues about how seriously ill or otherwise he is.

So why would this be a conspiracy, you might ask?

Well, as I see it, there are two possible reasons for this.

The first that came to me was that despite all the bollox he tweets and probably believes to be true due to his skilled application of self-deception, he actually has finally begun to realise that his gravy train is beginning to grind to a halt.

Hurried talks with his minders to try and find a way to counter the trend they see emerging, might have brought them to the obvious conclusion that it is going to take a dramatic event of some kind to get him back on course for a second term. For him to contract Covid-19 could be seen as just such an event. He might be able to get a boost due to the sympathy factor, if there is such a thing in elections. It’s a long shot, but they are probably desperate and might think it’s worth a try. At the very least it would give him another chance to plead that the election is unfair due to him being ill and unable to hold a bunch of cult meetings… er, I mean rallies to whip up his frenzied supporters and instigate a civil insurrection should he fail to get the necessary votes to continue as the POTUS.

Then I heard that he is allegedly being given some new treatment that has yet to be approved and it occurred to me that this might be another reason for the story to be false. Imagine how much kudos he would get if he rode into the election on a white (of course it would have to be white) stallion and brought the cure for Covid-19 to the world!

I’m just sayin…..

Let’s face it; we can’t believe a word this slimeball says, so basically, all bets are off, and ANYTHING is possible.

He can hardly blame us for doubting him. He invented the expression “Fake news” , which stands out as his sole contribution to humanity since he wangled his way into the White House four years ago. But not only is he the initiator of the term; he is also the Grand Master of the medium. Second to none! Not even the trashiest tabloid rags that have graced the shelves of newsstands worldwide could ever hope to reach the pinnacles(?) of clumsy and patently transparent falsehoods that the Trump(eter) has scaled daily.

I dunno about you lot, but I am making my tinfoil hat today!